This latest jerk only had 30 minutes to prove he was a jerk. He won. The dumb thing is that there were three or four open spots closer to the apartment he was delivering to.
Posted 7 months ago
The Chupacabra strikes again. Obviously this is the work of a mythical goat-vampire pooping in the wild, and not some neighbor too lazy to walk thirty feet to the doggy waste station.
Posted 8 months ago
Possible Chupacabra Sighting
Residents of Alamo Ranch Apartments Building 16, please be on the lookout for a Chupacabra. I have not seen the beast itself, but I have, on several occasions, been forced to step over animal droppings at the bottom of the steps to our fair building. Living in such close proximity to the dog waste disposal station - 10 yards away - I can draw only two possible explanations as to why I would find animal droppings at the bottom of the steps to our fair building:
- One or more of my neighbors is a jerkface that is too lazy to bag and transport his or her animal’s droppings ten yards to the waste station; or
- There is a Chupacabra in the area, defecating wherever he pleases.
Since none of my neighbors are jerkfaces, the only logical explanation is that we have a wild Chupacabra running around the apartment complex.
So, please, residents of Alamo Ranch Apartments Building 16, be careful when you take your dog out at night. If the Chupacabra doesn’t get you, you might accidentally step in his droppings.
Posted 8 months ago
Comedy Sportz San Antonio
I was in my first improv show in waaaaaaaaay too long. This time as an audience participant. Hopefully as an improvisor soon.
Posted 8 months ago
Clicked on a link to “see a map of our location,” and this is what they gave me. Thanks. I figured, despite your mailing address, that you were located in Asia Minor. Very Helpful.
Posted 8 months ago
My son, at his first baseball game. He was more interested in the mascot than the game. To the mascot’s credit, I’m fairly sure he was a Big League mascot on rehab assignment in the minors. Dude had some moves.
Posted 8 months ago
Dear Facebook, Your Android App Sucks
A few months ago, I wrote about the craptacularness of my Droid.
Since then, I’ve been doing some research, and I keep coming back to the idea that it is the Facebook app causing my Droid to suck. I tried a lot of different ideas to fix the problem. I did a few system resets, and after one of them, I decided not to update the Facebook app.
Bingo! That was it. Somewhere between the version of the Facebook app that comes with my Droid - and that I cannot delete without rooting - and the current version, it became a huge, steaming pile of Droid-ruining crap. By not updating, I was able to use my phone again. It’s amazing.
So, Facebook, fix your app. Verizon, don’t bundle your phone with crappy, non-removable apps.
