June 2011
9 posts
Possible Chupacabra Sighting
Residents of Alamo Ranch Apartments Building 16, please be on the lookout for a Chupacabra. I have not seen the beast itself, but I have, on several occasions, been forced to step over animal droppings at the bottom of the steps to our fair building. Living in such close proximity to the dog waste disposal station - 10 yards away - I can draw only two possible explanations as to why I would find...
Comedy Sportz San Antonio →
I was in my first improv show in waaaaaaaaay too long. This time as an audience participant. Hopefully as an improvisor soon.
Dear Facebook, Your Android App Sucks
A few months ago, I wrote about the craptacularness of my Droid.
Since then, I’ve been doing some research, and I keep coming back to the idea that it is the Facebook app causing my Droid to suck. I tried a lot of different ideas to fix the problem. I did a few system resets, and after one of them, I decided not to update the Facebook app.
Bingo! That was it. Somewhere between the...
The Law of LeBeouf
The Shia LaBeouf Law: If you enjoyed a toy, television show or a movie toward the end of the 20th century, a horrible movie version will be made in the 21st Century, and Shia LaBeouf will be required to appear in it.
You don’t believe me? Check out this list:
Dumb And Dumber
Charlie’s Angels
I, Robot
Transformers
Indiana Jones
Wall Street
Soul Man (rumored)
Crazy, huh?
That’s a long list...