The Shia LaBeouf Law: If you enjoyed a toy, television show or a movie toward the end of the 20th century, a horrible movie version will be made in the 21st Century, and Shia LaBeouf will be required to appear in it.
You don’t believe me? Check out this list:
Crazy, huh?
That’s a long list for a kid that’s only been making movies for the last dozen years. I don’t know what kind of a pact Mr. LeBouf’s agent(s) made with the Devil, but this has to stop.